“I’d like to have been in the design meeting discussing what words should be sequined onto the heel of their shoe purse idea.”
“The designs on these plates that make it look dirty”
“Smile for the camera — oh, wait.”
“Someone decided to put a mirror in front of the toilet…why?”
“This hand sanitizer feels a little oily.”
“Went to a coworker’s place on a day off; checked the time literally 10 times before realizing…”
Source: brightside.me