Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
Buying a bunch of Twilight merch from Hot Topic:
Taking mirror selfies like this (complete with shutter shades) and uploading them to Photobucket:
Changing your profile pic to something like this:
Uploading EVERY photo you took at a party or while out onto Facebook:
Lying about your life on LiveJournal to make yourself sound more interesting:
Convincing people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you’re drinking a beer:
Or the one app that made it look like you were swinging a lightsaber:
And that one app where it looked like you had a lighter:
Or arguing with your friends that the iPhone wasn’t worth it, because you didn’t want to lose your BlackBerry BBM conversations:
And, of course, bragging about your Brick Breaker score:
Having a mini-meltdown because Internet Explorer crashed:
Arguing passionately over whether pirates could beat ninjas in a fight:
Buying bootleg DVDs ’cause you couldn’t wait for a new movie to be released officially onto DVD:
Bragging about the DVDs you had in your Netflix queue:
Quoting that one Starburst Berries and Cream commercial over and over:
And quoting Borat A LOT:
Randomly yelling, “Leave Britney alone!” while having a conversation:
Just posting the most ridiculous s@#t on Facebook:
Thinking Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:
Thinking that typing like this was the coolest:
Thinking it was funny to Rickroll your friends:
Leaving a fake outgoing voicemail greetings that sounded like you had picked up your phone, but couldn’t hear the person on the other end:
Using laser pointers all the time to bug your friends:
Talking about Michael Phelps’s diet like six times a day:
Taking pictures with that one awful Photo Booth filter:
Harassing everyone on Facebook with like 14 “LOST PHONE, NEED NUMBERS” groups:
Watching full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a 2-inch screen:
Having your cell phone ringer on at full volume and having some top 40 song as your ringtone:
Yelling “DON’T TASE ME, BRO!” in public:
Sharing memes about all the times Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog were basically twins:
And finally, sending out FarmVille invites to your friends and family:
