“He is 100% NOT sorry.”
“My cat regretting her choice to go outside in the rain.”
“I was never much of a cat person. Until my wife brought this weirdo home.”
“I guess I won’t grow a garden this year…”
“After almost 50 years of being a cat owner, I guess I should be used to this…”
“I hope to find a love as deep and as pure as the love my husband has for our cat.”