26 Struggles Only 90’s Kids Will Understand

1. The very time-consuming search for the perfect song to play:

2. The disappointment of downloading a song from LimeWire and it being some shitty Kidz Bop version

3. Taking a picture and not knowing if it turned out good or bad

4. Waiting and waiting for that one clear shot of a boob

5. The repercussions of losing this ball:

6. The imminent devastation:

7. Looking through endless Yellow Pages to find a number.

8. Waiting, and waiting … then waiting some more — all for ONE song:

9. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh:

10. Not being the least bit surprised by this:

11. I wish I knew what this album sounds like before I gamble $20 on it

12. How crucial timing was when flipping channels:

13. The endless search:

14. I wanna call this girl from school but I’m afraid her dad will answer the phone

15. The process of getting the perfect ringtone:

16. Whenever you went to the park on a hot day and received third-degree burns as you went down the metal slide

17. The maddening frustration:

18. The lie that was ‘skip protection’:

19. The tags ripped off of my beanie babies now they will be worthless 10 years from now

20. Waiting for your favorite song to come on the radio so you could record it to a tape and having the dj ruin it by talking through the beginning and end parts

21. Nearly destroying your fingers while squeezing these batteries:

22. Gameboy with no backlights:

23. When you went to the barber to get a cool middle-part cut and instead walked out with a bowl cut.

24. Saying all the prayers you knew to any gods who would listen:

25. Wanting to know the lyrics to a song but the booklet in front of the CD case only has the song titles.

26. The economy is so strong, I can’t decide which job to choose after college