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Step into a captivating time capsule with our handpicked collection of 25 vintage-flavored products from Amazon, curated to whisk you away on a journey down memory lane.
Ignite your nostalgic spirit and relive the charm of yesteryears as you explore an array of carefully selected items that seamlessly blend the classic with the modern.
A portable Bluetooth retro-style keyboard to instantly fashion your tablet into a chic mini laptop when you’re on the move. You’re about to make a *lot* of friends at Starbucks asking you where you got this little gem.
A pair of retro-inspired smiley face slippers because, in the words of all those plucky orphans in Annie, you’re never fully dressed without a smile!! Reviewers love these super plush, durable slippers for putting a literal ~pep in their step~ at the beginning of the day.
A sandproof, waterproof checkered picnic blanket for all your whimsical beach days and impromptu park picnics. Each of these can fit two to four adults, plus it folds up with a lil’ carrier handle for easy transport!
A set of Barbie martini glasses that were featured in the iconic film, so now you can dissociate from the end of a long week of Capitalism (TM) by pretending you took a car (and a space ship and a bike and a snowmobile) to Barbieland.
A handy, aesthetically pleasing kitchen measurement conversion magnet for the avid baker who is like, “Avoiding math, but make it fashion.” This pretty little magnet will make sure your pretty little head doesn’t have to break itself with equations the next time you bake.
A retro-style 3-in-1 toaster so adorable that you might take for granted that it is also QUITE MIGHTY, with a two-slot toaster, a mini non-stick griddle, and a capacity to cook six (!!) eggs at a time. Both the toast *and* the machine are popping off.
Plus a two-slice toaster that yes, is a whole “cute as a button” mood, but also wildly popular among reviewers for always giving a *perfectly* even, crispy toast you can get to your exact specifications with the control dial. It also has extra-wide slots — bagel lovers, rejoice!!
A truly delightful fringe umbrella you can get in a ton of prints — reviewers love these for the beach, patio tables, and picnics in the park.
A hinge-top bread box, because it is imperative to protect the carbs at all costs. Doing it in style is just common courtesy, after all the magical things carbs do for us every day.
A vintage-style denim backpack to give off a real “I’m in a coming of age film trying to find myself, making a ragtag group of friends along the way” vibe to your look. Or, you know, give you a cute place to stash your odds and ends on the way to work.
A mini tabletop fan so you can stay cool literally *and* figuratively while plugging away at your desk. This cutie has two speeds and tilts so you can get the air flow at the precise angle you need, and gives off just enough of a steady hum for a soothing vibe at night.
A set of three classic KitchenAid mixing bowls in a timeless pistachio color that come in sizes to suit all your baking and mixing needs. And yes, while it’s important that these are sturdy and have gripping rubber bottoms and will last a long time, it’s also important that these will also fit in with your “I’m the main character baking on a Sunday” aesthetic, which, of course, they do with ease.
A tulip outdoor chair to add a sweet nostalgic touch to your porch and an excellent lounging spot when you want to wile away the summer hours with iced tea in hand.
A set of vinyl coasters to give your coffee table a delightfully retro touch *and* protect it from the perils of condensation.
A cute, lightweight faux throwback microphone reviewers use for everything from decor on their bar carts to cake decorations to Halloween costumes. (Personally might go as the scariest thing I can think of: Millennial With An “Idea For A Great Podcast.”)
A cute little retro-inspired clock to give your wall such a chic upgrade that next time you’re running out of time you’ll quite literally be ~fashionably~ late.
Plus a sweet little bedside alarm clock worth buying not just for the ~aesthetic~, but to set an alarm that ISN’T your phone, so you aren’t tempted to start your day getting sucked into a TikTok-Instagram-whatever we’re calling Twitter this week black hole before you even get out of bed.
A set of vintage-inspired glass mugs reviewers love to use for everything from coffee to yogurt parfaits to oatmeal to add a subtle little Great Gatsby-esque touch to their morning routines.
A velvet accent chair to answer the question of “What if the furniture in the Mad Men office was actually cute?” Bonus: reviewers say it’s super easy to assemble.
A decorative ceramic lips holder for your jewelry or makeup to add a little retro pop to your vanity or entryway table that is most definitely Red-era Taylor Swift-approved.
A retro-style pixel art game Bluetooth speaker so beloved by reviewers that a ton of them are gifting it to loved ones. It serves not just a speaker, but as a tiny canvas to make your own pixel art, a game console, an alarm clock, and even a white noise machine. Oh — and any designs you make on the pixel art screen can dance along to the music you play!
A set of Coca-Cola pepper and salt shakers you should only buy if you’re fully prepared to start whipping up grilled cheeses and burgers for neighbors who start mistaking your kitchen for a beloved local diner. (Extra fries with that, please.)
