“Thought you’d like my street name.”
“The napkins in my aunts bathroom have recipes hidden inside.”
“FUN sweets cotton candy disclaimer.”
“These public-use scooters ask for help when tipped over.”
“Toll House butterscotch baking chips UPC code is a baking glove.”
“Found on the seam of my scrub top.”
“Warming up around the fire, found on a lamppost in Berlin.”
“My chinos has a tag to remind you to wash hands.”
“Spotted on a bench in Preston, didn’t have a pencil handy to get my tax dollar’s worth.”
“Better Than Sex Mascara package has a cheeky message on it!”
“The inside of a bath bomb’s packaging that I bought yesterday.”