“I paid 10 dollars in delivery fees and none of it is for the driver? So what’s the fee for then?”
“They put ice in my milk”
“When teachers cover the clock in their classroom.”
“The space my wife gives me to sleep on our Queen size bed”
“The windows on this building
Are we not gonna talk about the sign above the windows? — Alex”
“My grandma’s lunch at her new senior living residence that’s $3K a month. Residents can’t go to the dining room to eat because they don’t have enough staff so it’s deliveries only. WTF is this?!”
“My wife kept threatening to throw away my favorite pair of yard work shorts. Today I found them like this.”
“Oops….The construction employee in charge of designing my house accidentally emailed me instead of the designer.”
“The new cover of Time features a mobile notification with a mouse pointer for selection.”
“I am a dishwasher and this is how the bakers cut the brownies and leave the rest”
“The psycho who did this in my art class.”
“Coworker announced that she and her SO are finally pregnant after years of trying, I got her a box of pastries to celebrate and when I the party was about to start I open the fridge at work and see this…”