Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
Say goodbye to logic as you know it! These 22 rebels have thrown the rulebook out the window, leaving you in stitches and wondering if pants were ever truly necessary.
“My girlfriend put her new shoes in the freezer.”
“When she woke up I asked her about them and she’d said she put bags of water inside for it to freeze and expand and break them in.”
“I always joke and say “OMG do we have a ghost?! Or did you just leave these open….”
“After all she could have transferred the contents into a smaller, more compact pot.”
“We’re a family of 4. It’s the fact that we have 4 bags open at once! Like, no one looked to see if there was already a bag open and each opened a new one.”
“Put some money to the side, tell your family that you’re going out for some milk, then change your identity and move somewhere”
“How my mom eats a burrito”
“Just order a bowl.”
“Dad tax.”
“Wife didn’t want anything to eat. I got home and went to the bathroom and came back to this.”
“You got off lucky. My ex would have eaten at least a 3rd of it!”
“My ex would have eaten the whole thing, including the wrapper.”
“How my wife opens bags…”
“You married to a cat?”
“Every time I get off work I come home to this… obviously it’s not the end of the world but how hard it is to spend 5 extra seconds of your day to put the tissue in the roll PROPERLY?”
“Kid orders breakfast, eats half piece of toast then says “I’m full”
“My husband leaves his takeaway containers in the microwave after he finishes eating instead of throwing it in the trash.”
“It’s more work to put it in the microwave”
“Wife does this all the time”
“That’s the only thing doing this would be good for, preventing a bug from flying in your drink. I would do this if it was an outdoor situation but not when the drink is in the fridge.”
“My fiancee’s mother spends $20+ to ship us 1 bag of oranges from Florida. We live 2 states away.”
“Very mom-ly thing to do. My mom just spent $60 to mail me a box full of cheap Taiwan pajamas that were too small for me and decorated with wonky-looking Hello Kitties”
“My girlfriend puts used matches back in the box”
“She is not a good match.”
“My husband keeps opening new jars of jam before he’s even finished the last one.”
“1 or 2 I could understand, but at this point, I would seek help.”
Source: brightside.me