Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“You have unknowingly prevented or delayed your own death.”
“Most Airport restaurants wouldn’t survive outside the airport.”
“Your genetics never failed to reproduce over millions of years”
“People are going to be annoyed that their autonomous vehicle strictly adheres to the rules of the road.”
“The fact that our teeth are made to go through meat but our mouth is also made of meat is honestly so f@#ked up”
“The invention of text messaging was absolutely life changing for deaf people.”
“Coffee smells great coming from everywhere except the mouth of the person drinking it.”
“Getting married just to lose your virginity has to lead to the wildest post-nut clarity.”
“Somebody likely has fallen and got an object stuck in their butt and never been believed.”
“Some day, Gen Z will be synonymous with being old and out of touch.”
“The airport is the only socially accepted place that you can act like a homeless person without looking homeless”
“Getting fat is a blast. Being fat is awful.”
“It’s weird that Ariel doesn’t understand the concept of a fork when her dad is always carrying around a trident.”
“6 mins doesn’t feel like 10% of an hour”
“People think most of Gen Z is tech savvy but they’re really just tech dependent”
“The Terminator can only go back so many generations to kill John Connor or his family because if it goes back to far it might erase someone who’s relative helped create SkyNet”
“Medical staff always ask patients to rate pain from 1-10, but ordinary people were never taught how to correctly answer that.”
“Our butthole can usually tell the difference between a solid, a liquid or a gas.”
“Just like our birthday, we have our deathday every year without ever realizing it”
“Eventually the symbol of a phone to represent a phone will be of something that ceased to exist”
“An 80 year old man being the father of a 60 year old man feels weird even though it shouldn’t.”
“Cheating didn’t get more common place, technology made it easier to get caught and divorce stigma fizzled out.”
“You have no proof to yourself of when you were born. You just have to take everyone’s word for it.”
“In none of the nearly 50 Tarzan movies did anyone like the actual plot of the book enough to use it”
“A gallon of gasoline is cheaper than a gallon of Gatorade”
“We live in a time where having a $600 a month apartment is now a flex.”
“You technically came out of both of your parents”
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