Enjoy this collection of laugh-out-loud moments where fate decided to throw a curveball, proving that sometimes, you just can’t win against the cosmos.
“The price of my Burger King meal got more expensive as I was checking out.”
“I was bitten by a lone star tick while hiking and now am severely allergic to meat.”
“Chase attempted to withdraw $99 Billion from my checking account. It’s still on hold.”
“2-3 times a week, I collect syringes from my balcony. This is how my super old neighbor is trying to get me evicted, as she believes that my roommate and I are gay, and she thinks all gay people are drug addicts.”
“Wife took my car yesterday.”
“My apartment management tried to access my place without proper notice. I always chain my door.”
“My coworker’s shift ended so I took over one of their tables. Customer did not like this and left a negative tip.”
“Saved this to my cart yesterday but decided to wait until today to buy it to get a sale price on Amazon Prime day.”
“Paid extra for a window seat. Got the one seat on the plane with a wall.”
“My supervisor’s response to me asking for a raise.”
“It finally happened. I was prompted to tip at the airport self-checkout station.”
“After eating two of these blueberry waffles, I went to heat up two more and saw that the package was for plain waffles. I ate mold.”
“My coworker ate my food after I asked her not to.”
“Bought ripped jeans for summer, mom sewed the holes.”
“Left work to jump my girlfriend’s car. My battery died after we hooked up the cables.”
“My landlord is keeping all of my deposit over one broken tile that his maintenance guy broke moving a dishwasher.”
“Built a 7 foot privacy fence. Neighbor raised his by 2 feet and put a camera facing into my backyard.”