I’m not going to shit on all motivational quotes. Some can bring new perspective and hey, whatever helps ya get through the day. But most motivational quotes are a lot like poop: total waste that goes in one end and right out the other. You’ve certainly heard these “inspiring” messages before, whether they were shat out of the mouth holes of Tony Robbins or a hot girl on Instagram trying to convince herself that people follow her for fitness advice. But the funny folks over at Sad And Useless decided to take these Gary Vee-caliber motivational platitudes and put them where they belong: the toilet.