“Discovered a piano…in the middle of a hiking trail.”
”My province recently unveiled its new ’World’s Largest Cheeto.’”
“I found a soft, fuzzy car in Reno. How do you even keep it clean?”
“The building in Detroit being built from the top down”
“This phone-box has a defibrillator in it.”
“A ’no skateboarding’ sign that offers an alternative”
“I drove by a training school for telephone linemen.”
“I found a $100 movie prop bill on the ground today.”
“Woke up this morning and saw that my curtains had coincidentally formed a camera obscura.”
“The leaves are changing exactly where the morning sunlight hits.”
“An entire functional wall clock purse”
“A spider made a nest inside a fake spider in my Halloween graveyard.”
“Took a bite of my apple and it’s red inside.”
“These picnic tables with swings for seats”
“Been going to the bathroom for 48 years…never saw anything but a straight perforation before.”