“Received a magic trick box from a co-worker.”
“Step 1: Get tools… Step 2: Install the thing.”
“We’re not really sure what happened to the rest of the gingerbread house, but sure…”
“How do I get to step 2?”
“Instructions for how to lead a long life”
“And this is how pandas are born.”
“Found today in an arts and crafts store”
“Make it easy 1, 2, 3.
Wreath Bow
1. Choose your ribbon.
2. Make a bow.
3. Secure to wreath with floral wire.”
“The instructions for a wooden puzzle”
“Step 1: Draw a circle. Step 12: Add hair and shade.”
“It’s no wonder why so many people use chopsticks, it’s so easy!”
“Nick Offerman’s Guide to Woodworking”
“You first do this, then you do that, and then you’re done. You get it?”
“The easiest and quickest way to sculpt a unicorn (only 3 steps)”
“My child is sitting there crying and saying, ’I don’t know how to do it. Why did I get this for Christmas?’”
“Saw this in a ’how to draw’ book in a bookstore a while back. Pack up this sub folks. We’re done here.”
“Very useful tips, by the way…”
“So easy to follow.”
“The beans I bought yesterday came with a very specific set of instructions about how to eat them.”
“So I was setting up my new tent the other day…”
“Expecting people to know both when it’s needed and step 4… risky?”