“Brand new socks lasted for about 4 hours of walking.”
“I bought new jeans.”
“The bread my mom bought today.”
“So I bought a pomegranate…”
“Bought a coloring book and pencils to keep me busy while I’m off work. Thought these were full-size pencils.”
“Bought a new monitor and the front logo isn’t centered.”
“New apartment. I have no words for this.”
“The lock that I bought came like this…”
“The navigation buttons on my new scientific calculator”
“Installing this had to be a masterpiece of creativity. Now, how to use my new dishwasher.”
“The guy who measured our house for new carpet forgot the stairs.”
“This pizza slice I bought. The toppings are so small they’re almost nonexistent.”
“I bought ’100% blackout’ curtains.”
“The mac ’n cheese I bought for my little brother didn’t come with a cheese packet.”
“I’ve had this car for 4 days.”
“Bought a Squid Game mask for Halloween and this is what came.”
“Brand new gloves, 8 hours of work.”
“Every outlet in the house we bought was installed upside down.”
“The way the arrows are laid out on my new keyboard.”
“My new $150 queen-sized weighted blanket on my queen size bed.”