20 Hilarious Attempts To Outwit Airport Security

Imagine, if you will, a parallel universe where common sense is left at the check-in counter, and passengers decide that yes, today is a great day to see if they can sneak a kitchen sink through the X-ray machine.

1. Drug-filled crab boil seasoning

2. Weapon-themed wedges

3. Rocket replicas

4. “PB&Jay”

5. A Sharpie shiv

6. A massive cleaver

7. A big ‘ol bottle of ranch dressing

8. A massive knife … hidden in a loaf of bread

9. A gun-stuffed turkey

10. The ‘Attitude Adjuster’ Hammer

11. A pot-filled adult diaper

12. Eight sausage rolls

13. A cannabis-concealing candle

14. $10,000 hidden in a slow cooker

15. A commemorative Disney Coca-Cola bottle

17. Grenade-shaped hot sauce

17. Grenade-shaped hot sauce

18. Body wash bullets

19. A dog hidden in a backpack

20. ‘Naruto’ throwing knives