“A pair of pet Emus escaped in my old hometown in PA, USA.”
“Needed exactly $100 to fill my gas tank today.’
“Apparently the packaging for vanilla Coke was changed.”
“Unintentionally made the Cookie Monster this morning.”
“My sweatshirt matches this smart speaker.”
“My grandmother served us so much Kraft mac n cheese as kids, this spoon is stained from the “cheese.”
“Family Dollar’s cashier summoner dog toy. They couldn’t hear the desk bell in the back.”
“The shade of orange on Reese’s products is a registered trademark.”
“Rotted Halloween pumpkin left some seeds and now I have April pumpkins taking over my front yard bush.”
“Got my shirt wet and it looks like the Grim Reaper.”
“Comically large raisin bran.”
“This long egg I found at work.”
“My straw is made of straw.”
“Found while cleaning the basement of my Midwest 50’s home.”
“Our hotel has face towels specifically for make up removal.”
“This office chair came with a real whole screwdriver for assembling.”
“One of my cousins accidentally broke a lock, this is what it looked like on the inside.”
“This lime has a tail.”
“This Chunk of Uncut Bunny Graham Crackers.”