Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“My sliced bacon looks pixelated.”
“My new monstera leaf looks like a thumbs up.”
“Deer were using my car as a salt lick.”
“My new printer printed the user manual on its own as soon as I got it up and running.”
“Got change the other day and one quarter wasn’t a quarter.”
“The supermarket I work at sells horizontally sliced bread.”
“I found a brightly colored sea slug at the beach today.”
“A dwarf miniature horse I met yesterday.”
“Found a pair of earrings at goodwill that perfectly matches the pattern of my dress.”
“Father-in-law has a Morris Minor pickup, which is a rare car for the United States.”
“My daughter’s rain coat has a built-in system for when she outgrows it.”
“Pink pigeon on a UK high street.”
“My parents toilet is literally a throne.”
“My Grandmother has the first snowmobile license in CA.”
“My public library tells you how much money you’ve saved by checking things out instead of buying them.”
“A gift bag my mom has been reusing for 39 years.”
“Two kidney stones I passed today.”
“My tortoise leaves a zig zag pattern in sand with her tail when walking.”
“These jars contain the same amount of jam.”
“My Dad wrapped the yard tools he got me for Christmas.”
