Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“Sir, you are a cowardly son of a b#tch! You just shot an unarmed man!”
“He should’ve armed himself if he’s gonna decorate his saloon with my friend!”
-Unforgiven
” Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here, this is the war room!”
-Dr. Strangelove
“Honestly out of all the hobbit quotes this one from the movie, not the book, gives me the greatest swelling of emotions:
Galadriel: “Mithrandir, why the halfling?”
Gandalf: “Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? I don’t know. Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.””
“Tis but a scratch!”
“A scratch? Your whole arms off!”
“He starts monologuing! He starts this prepared speech about how feeble I am to him, how my defeat is inevitable, and the world will soon be his, yada, yada, yada, he’s yammering! I mean the guy has me on a platter, and he won’t shut up!”
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
“Some motherf@#kers are always trying to ice skate uphill.” Blade best quote ever
“37?! In a row?!”
“Try not to s#ck any d@#k walking through the parking lot!”
“Those of you lucky enough to still have their lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now…”
“Except you, Sophie! You stay right where you are!”
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.”
“That’s some cold-blooded s@#t to say to a motherf@#ker before you pop a cap in his @$$.”
“Do they speak English in What?”
“I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
What!? Making your tits smaller is like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift!
She had back problems, man…”
“I gotta get a glimpse of these warlocks”
“The most confident ballsy sunuvab#tch Doc Holiday
“Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.”
Really think about how f@#king cold that s@#t is knowing they’re about to have a QuickDraw to the death gunfight”
“I’m your huckleberry.”
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.”
“Why do we fall, sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up -Alfred Pennyworth”
“Michael Caine is a PERFECT Alfred. And that entire movie is amazing.”
“When you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.”
“For England James?
No… for me.”
“Layers! Onions have layers! Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers!”
“I am serious and don’t call me Shirley”
“It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.
“What are we holding on to, Sam?””
“That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo…and it’s worth fighting for!”
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