Delve into the playful side of children’s entertainment with these 19 top adult jokes cleverly woven into beloved kid movies and TV shows.
When Tia and Mia flashed McQueen in “Cars.”
“Monster House”
Girl, (looking at the light hanging from the ceiling near entrance), “That must be the uvula.”
Boy: “Oh, so it’s a girl house.”
“Don’t worry professor, I was an accident too,” from “Powerpuff Girls.”
From “Shrek” about Snow White. “Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy.” Flew right over my head when I was a kid. My dad was laughing so hard at that.
“Suite Life of Zach and Cody.” In one of the episodes there is a chef describing a dish, and he says, “We have extra virgin olive oil, virgin olive oil, and olive oil with a questionable past.”
“Rocko’s Modern Life.” “But Heffa, I didn’t think male cows could be milked…”
“Robots.” Dad and mom have to build their baby, mom asks what a random spare part is on the floor, dad looks at it and questions mom, “we wanted a boy right?” Nails it on the baby. I just got that joke a few years ago and I think about it a lot, it’s too funny.
Farquaad is lying in his bed and asks the Magic Mirror to show him Princess Fiona again, and the Mirror face looks at him as though he’s a weirdo. The scene ends with Farquaad looking around slyly and then lifting the sheet of his bed up.
Buzz Lightyear: “I think the word you’re searching for is ‘Space Ranger.'”
Woody: “The word I’m searching for I can’t say, because there are preschool toys present.”
Genius writing from Pixar.
“Frozen 2.” “I prefer you in leather anyway.”
From “Cars.”
“Race cars don’t need headlights because the track is always lit.”
“So is my brother but he still needs headlights.”
“The Grinch” live action: “Hey honey! Our baby is here! He looks just like your boss.”
“Ninja Turtles 3.” Prince of Japan shows up switching places with April O’Neill, complete with costume swap. Michaelangelo: “Dude! How’d you get into April’s pants?”
SpongeBob selling chocolate episode.
Patrick: “Let’s get naked!”
SpongeBob: “No. Let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate.”
“Ya got me. Now can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I’d like to show you.” – Grunkle Stan.
“I may just be a dumb bunny, but we are good at multiplying.” “Zootopia.”
“If you ask me, this was arson.”
“Gasp! Arson!”
“Aye! Someone arson around!”
“Wallace and Grommit.”
“I can’t find the coin slot… Here it is!” From “Spongebob.”
The Flash: “I’m the fastest man alive!”
Hawkgirl: “Maybe that’s why you can’t get a date.”
Flash: “…Hey!”
From Justice League.