“Blursed rock formation”
“A very useful fork to use as a spoon.”
“Bus interior made to look like a forest”
“You know where to place the cameras if you want to conceal them.”
“Ready for a dive?”
“Burger restaurant near me uses a 1970 Oldsmobile Cutlass muscle car as its delivery vehicle.”
“My boiled egg popped and turned into a little English egg barrister.”
“Giant banana (hand for scale)”
“My cheap tape measure is missing the 40-inch marker.”
“Stain on the carpet at work looks like the Americas.”
“These toilets are distinguished by chromosome notations rather than by genders.”
“My sliced bacon looks pixelated.”
“This floor tile at LaGuardia Airport has a house key embedded in it.”
“This mall has a ‘husband depository’ with massage chairs and phone chargers.”
“A gift bag my mom has been reusing for 39 years.”
“My hotel jacuzzi tub fills up from the ceiling.”
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