“In Portugal we have cellphone towers disguised as trees”
“Hotel stores their automated lawnmower in a dog house.”
“A flower has grown between these tiles.”
“Got some free socks with my pint.”
“The controls for the 1912 streetcar I drive.”
“This donut box looks like a giant VHS tape.”
“A school (?) of jellyfish congregated under this boat.”
“Subway Served Me A Knife With My Sandwich.”
“This fake driver’s license for a literal bird came with my wallet.”
“This little guy grabbed an equally little watermelon from my garden.”
“I cracked three double-yolk eggs in a row.”
“The deer on my moms property had an albino baby!”
“I have been reusing the same scallion scraps for two months by growing them in water.”
“Found a caterpillar with penguins on it.”
“The gap between my window and shades made the perfect glowing little number 1.”
“I sliced this bagel very evenly”
“I found a phone that is shaped like a ketchup bottle at a thrift store today.”
“My shower has a pressure handle and temperature handle. I always have perfect temperature showers now.”