“The supermarket near me has an aisle for ’lost spouses.’”
“I bought this bread specifically to make sandwiches…”
“There was a piece of wood in my vegetable bag.”
“Finally found toilet paper at my grocery store.”
“The fat-free package of honey cornbread doesn’t have the glob of butter on top.”
“The supermarket I’m in puts an anti-theft device on every energy drink.”
“Someone broke all these candy bars.”
“The grocery store has an anti-theft system for single cans of SPAM.”
“A secondhand store now occupies an old grocery store. Ever seen a jeans cooler?”
“Found a paper can at my local grocery store.”
“A local supermarket has an entire aisle devoted to beans.”
“Someone was so hungry that they couldn’t make it to the check-out zone.”
Source: brightside.me