Deep-frying a turkey sounds like a bold culinary move—until it turns your driveway into a fire station training ground.
No that’s not a nuke, it’s a deep fried turkey.
“Deep frying a turkey on a windy day.”
Good thing the fire department was nearby. Oh wait…
“Always have a backup turkey. Texas deep fat fried. We left it in an extra three minutes and quickly regretted it.”
“My wife’s cousin marinated their turkey in brown sugar and seasonings before deep frying it.”