With sharp wit and ruthless delivery, each roast cuts straight to the core, leaving everyone in the room speechless and in stitches at the same time. Prepare for some truly legendary burns!
“I have 3 cats and I believe I am a fairy.”
“Could use some new material, leave the dog out of it.”
“Single, never married, no children, introvert, movie collector (yes even VHS tapes), dog dad to 3 dogs.”
“39m Combat Veteran of Afghanistan widowed in November do your worst. Won’t hurt as bad as losing my soulmate.”
“18 years old, pharmacy tech.”
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