Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“Having kids or pets is not a right. You need to be able to afford both when you plan to get 1.”
“Starbucks coffee is the worst!”
“When I was single I refused to use dating apps. I just don’t see the, “we met on Tinder” as a cute meeting story. I prefer to meet people in real life where a connection is made not a swipe right.”
“I don’t think it’s wrong to skip breaking the Kit Kat in half before I eat it.”
“I don’t think Steve Carell is funny.”
“I love liquorish and pickles, I always see people post they hate them but I just don’t get that.”
“Dating is dumb, sexual relations are dumb. Like, can I just have friends and laugh like an idiot without someone asking if I like one of them???? I’m here for a platonically good time!”
“Dark chocolate tastes awful.”
“People are too sensitive these days.”
“A lot of people hate them but I love rats and mice, I think they’re really cute .”
“You don’t have to love your family. Yes, it’s considered ideal, but sometimes toxic people are toxic and just because you happened to be born in a specific group of people, it doesn’t mean that you’re obliged to love them if they keep harming you.”
“Mint toothpaste and mouthwash are horrible! They ruin your ability to taste anything for hours, and if you have sensitive teeth, they can literally make your mouth hurt!”
“Mayonnaise on a burger hurts to look at.”
“I can’t figure out why people think new born babies look like one parent or the other. They all look the same, very red, sqirmy and squashed. In all fairness they have been squashed”
“Star Wars is boring.”
“It’s ok if someone’s opinion is opposite to mine. Not ok to be slammed for having an opinion that doesn’t match theirs. Hence why it’s called an opinion.”
Source: www.boredpanda.com