Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“Forgot to take my Coke out of the freezer”
“Closed some papers in my laptop and didn’t realize there was a staple in the corner. Repair center said it would cost around $850.”
“My partner accidentally dropped a knife on my foot, severing a tendon. I had to have surgery.”
“Just finished cooking dinner and knocked an entire bottle of olive oil on the tiles.”
“Went to bed in a new rental and happened to notice a dark moving spot as I was about to fall asleep, turned on the light and saw this crawling on my bed.”
“My wife says her tongue is still numb..”
“I ran to Wendy’s for a quick bite between meetings. After a long wait I got my order and drove back to work. There, I discovered that they had forgotten to add the burger to my burger.”
“My 6 year old swung on the gate ONCE.”
“Got a new, spare fridge for my basement and stocked it with several cases of spindrift the moment it was delivered. Went to grab them to set up for my youngest son’s first birthday party, and I discovered that the fridge had been delivered in freezer mode. . .at least my beer was upstairs.”
“Picked up some chicken. I wish I would have investigated the unusual tenderness before I bit in.”
“Cat tipped over my new TV..”
“Came from a walk to see my house on fire.”
“Ordered a cake for a coworkers 40th birthday…”
“Essential oil destroyed the stain on my brand new kitchen island. “
“Coworker of mine chopped his phone in half today.”
“The door fell off the fridge and smashed full bottles of maple syrup and soy sauce.”