“My nephew was about an inch too short for the best rides at Disneyland.”
“The old roommate punched a hole in the door. The new roommate fixed it.”
“My dad’s invention — his goat kept getting his horns stuck in the fence.”
“How to indicate gender-neutral restrooms”
“Tried to solve the snow clumping problem with leggings.”
“Grandpa fixed the broken arm on my daughter’s mermaid doll.”
“She was told that her parents couldn’t afford a computer when she asked. This is what she came up with.”
“My wife wanted to leave because of the flies.”
“Airplane before takeoff”
“The dishwasher door won’t seal fully.”
Source: brightside.me