Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
They’ll leave you questioning reality and spark some interesting conversations with anyone brave enough to follow along!
“All Voldemort needed to do to track Harry down was address a letter to him, give it to an owl, and follow the owl on broomstick.”
“Men see women’s bu**holes way more than women see men’s bu**holes.”
“Since spaceships aren’t available to everyone yet, the golden age of piracy hasn’t happened”
“Trees are so effective at creating shade because any sunlight that gets through is energy they’re missing out on”
“The only good thing about explosive diarrhea is the cathartic feeling of complete emptyness inside your gut after it’s all over.”
“After the Titanic completely rusts away there will definitely be conspiracy theories that it never really existed”
“It’s weird that alcoholics anonymous starts with everyone introducing themselves”
“Science fiction enabled future generations to be nostalgic about things that didn’t end up happening.”
“Odds are that many nonjudgmental people are not enlightened or kind, but just don’t care.”
“No animal has benefited more from cars than Vultures.”
“You’d think at some point we’d have adapted to find the sound of snoring relaxing.”
“Most people will go through their whole life without ever directly looking at their a*us.”
“Deaf people will see less helicopters than non deaf people”
“Ai generated art is a lot like our dreams… you get the general idea but the small details are slightly off”
“Impressing a baby feels a lot better than impressing your peers.”