“God Hit Up For A Tip On The Self-Checkout Kiosk. Who Am I Tipping, Myself?”
“When Pencil Erasers Are Just For Decoration”
“Ring Pull Broke. Then The Can Opener Broke”
“After Eating Two Of These Blueberry Waffles, I Went To Heat Up Two More And Saw That The Package Was For Plain Waffles. I Ate Mold”
“I Reached For This Fry Like Three Times. It’s Printed On The Paper. Thanks, Whataburger”
“When The Material Gets Stuck In The Zipper”
“Wake Up At 7 AM, Head To Class In The Freezing Rain, Just To See “Class Is Canceled” Written On The Whiteboard And The Door Locked. No Email Or Anything First”
“Left-Handed People Know The Pain”
“Guess How Old My Son Is”
“Was Going On A Family Cruise Trip. Flight Got Delayed From 4:30 To 6:50. Flight Got Delayed From 6:50 To 9. Flight Got Delayed From 9 To 11:30. Flight Got Canceled”
“The Amount Of Bread We Throw Away Sometimes At A Supermarket”
“My Bank’s Support Bot (Mandatory Before Being In Contact With A Real Human)”
“Was Suspicious Of My “5 Lb” Plate Set”
“What’s The Point Of Making An Appointment To See A Doctor But Still Waiting 1 Hour Later”
“Microsoft Won’t Accept My First Name”
“I Received This As A Grade For A Quiz”