“I took a peek into my kid’s room to see if she was sleeping.”
“He asked me for a straw for his orange juice. Went back to see this.”
“Caught my cat just casually living in a different realm of gravity.”
“Guys help. I don’t own a cat.”
“The balcony of the apartment I rented, with a center city view.”
“I got caught off guard when I saw my carpet in a video game.”
“Found the Goldens holding hands at puppy play hour.”
“I wasn’t allowed to play much, so I woke up earlier than everyone and played with the sound on mute. Until I got caught.”
“Someone is wearing this in my chemistry class. Potassium, I guess.”
“I washed a blanket with my clothes and it basically disintegrated.”
“Someone put a SpongeBob pillow in front of a window at our school and now he’s watching us menacingly.”
“I missed my exit for Spooky Town and I’m now in Horror-ville.”
“I woke up from my nap and this guy had found a new place to sleep.”
“A lady walked by me today in full crochet, purse included.”